Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon
I’m dead. I’ve missed you. Kiss … ?
- Neil Gaiman
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card
Kirby had never eaten toes before.
- Kevin Smith
Bush told the truth. Hell froze.
- William Gibson
Death postponed. Metastasized cells got organized.
- David Brin
Osama’s time machine: President Gore concerned.
- Charles Stross
Cryonics: Disney thawed. Mickey gnawed. Omigawd.
- Eileen Gunn
Commas, see, add, like, nada, okay?
- Gregory Maguire
Leia: "Baby's yours." Luke: "Bad news…"
- Steven Meretzky

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