Hey guys. I need one, some, or perferably all of you to provide me with an alibi for, let's say, this Saturday. I'm in a group project, again. And, as per usual, it was assigned the first week of class, which was about the same time I got my portion of the project worked out and ready to go. Now, I'm getting e-mails that my other three group members don't "get" what the assignment is about, even though we've had around fifteen meetings were we discussed this very thing. I'm afraid that for the good of the gene pool, these people must be dispatched with all due haste before they marry and interbreed with more idiots to produce the next generation of Republicans.So, if anybody asks, I was running a Serenity one-shot this Saturday, were you guys stole something awesome from somebody who sucks, and then Eric's character was beaten up by a pack of rabid hobos. Thanks a bunch.
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Hi, this is Stuart from Daily Irreverence. I noticed from my stat-tracker that you link to me, which is awesome. I'm curious about how you found me.
Also, Firefly/Serenity kick ass. I recently watched the whole season and the movie in a week. Best week ever.
Hey. I was procrastinating on my homework one day, and saw a link to one of your posts on reddit.com. I wound up spending about an hour reading through your archives, accomplishing a lot of procrastination. Thank you.
And, oh yes, Firefly/Serenity is my personal crack. The RPG joke was only half in jest. I do run an online Serenity campaign, but it's on Wednesdays.
I'd like to know why hobos like me. Is it the musk I wear? Is it because when Runner and I are around one another we stare at each other longingly which is secret hobo code for "Hate the shorter one?"
As far as the alibi, I'll back it up. If they need further proof, I can bust into their various places of living and hit them with objects I may or may not have stolen from a local toys R us.
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