After 2008, I'm never going to leave my computer again. I will be like that South Korean guy who starved to death after playing Star Craft non stop for a month. Lord help me, they are making at Firefly MMO.
Goodbye, dear sunlight. I shall miss you, outside world.
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Is this a case of "read first, then post" for me? I just sent you that link.
I know. I just got your e-mail. Word travels fast among geeks.
STOP BLOGGING! We need to grind! Badger pops soon and I need his +4 "Mighty fine hat."
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Sadly, shortly after this post, Li Madison was eaten by rabid chipmunks, driven crazy by the sheer lack of winter.
No Mike, she just lost int@rn3tz. See, NTC are fuckwits. the end.
Hmmm. I like my version much better.
Oh. I see how it is.
My version is more dramatic. And it has rabid chipmunks.
Perhaps it wasn't rabid chipmunks. Perhaps Li Madison has been kidnapped by freedom fighters. Which freedom fighters? Who knows at this point... Stay tuned!
does it truly matter whose version is cooler? it is simply apparent that she needs to update *nudgenudge*
I don't know, I'm just looking out for Li here - which sounds better? "I haven't updated because my ISP is run by fuckwits" or "I haven't updated because for the past month I've been planning and executing an elaborate escape from the dreadful nut mines of the Chipmunk Liberation Front. I'm back now, but I've lost an eye and my left leg will never be the same."
Just remember: truth is stranger than fiction, which means that if I told you the REAL reason I was away from teh Internetz for a month, it would crack your mind like a grapefruit underneath the copious ass of a linebacker, leaving you wailing in abject horror at the padded walls of your cell, as if you had glimpsed the very face of Cuthulu himself.
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